Mares

An over-confident douche. Plays off of the past and uses fictional situations to scare others into submission. Most threats involve the shaving of one's head using teeth or pouring acid onto a person as punishment. Don't expect a Mares to pronounce anything correctly.

Le Chateliers (pronounced chardonnay by Mares') formula blah blah blah.

Mares by Phillolz June 22, 2011

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Mares

Some kid who likes to surf. His real name is Alex Kimber which is a pretty gay name tbh. His nickname “Mares” comes from this secret spot he found near Knights beach which he founded and names Knightmares. He usually goes down to the knights beach/boomer beach area to go surfing. Also known for his famous photography account named sa_slabs on Instagram this refers to a slab or heavy wave. He also takes the piss out of the bors especially Harvey George the fat curtain cunt and Harvey White the flatheaded fuck. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop as he is quite small he will one day get his head kicked in. He is tho actually quite a funny bloke and is nice unless u talk shit then he will take the piss out of u big time.

“Mares mate I reckon it’s to big out there.” JH. “Nah she'll be right!” A.K or also known as Mares.

Mares by JSMCKL March 20, 2020

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Mares

Mares is the definition to "Little Miss Sunshine" because that's the type of person she is! She is a truly lovely girl who everyone would be truly blessed to have in their lives because she is definitely that beautiful rainbow on a cloudy day. Mares is the type of person who can ALWAYS put a smile on your face :D

Mares is the type of girl who would continuously give you a high 5 even though you've both missed about 3 times and need the forth go to successfully clap each other's hands lol

Mares by Maresxoxoxo March 21, 2017

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Mares

Mares is the definition to "Little Miss Sunshine" because that's the type of person she is! She is a truly lovely girl who everyone would be truly blessed to have in their lives because she is definitely that beautiful rainbow on a cloudy day. Mares is the type of person who can ALWAYS put a smile on your face :D

Mares is being definedof girl who would continuously give you a high 5 even though you've both missed about 3 times and need the forth go to successfully clap each other's hands lol

Mares by Maresxoxoxo March 23, 2017

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Mares

Sexiest person alive

Your mom thinks I’m a Mares

Mares by Definitelynotapseudonym November 21, 2021

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Mares-z-Doates

Having sexual relations emotional or physical with a cherished pet.

Brittany-"Greg what in the world of buttersnapes are you doing to Fifi?"
Greg-"MARES-Z-DOATES!"

Mares-z-Doates by Get ham flowered April 14, 2010

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