Smare

Verb; To share with

Sophie smared all her food with Lotan

by Sophan May 9, 2013

smare

A general insult. It is commonly used after another insult.

Your such a gypsy smare!
GTFO, gay fuck smare.

by Philipwns May 4, 2011

Smare

An intentional misspell of the word same.

Guy 1: Do you have balls?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 3: Smare bro... Smare.

by FortniteMare September 20, 2020

smare

an intentional misspelling of smart, in order to portray the term in a sarcastic way. best used in a reference to someone's inability to spell.

bill: dude, i totally had sex with that girl last night, and didn't use a condum.

ted: that wasn't too smare.

by MxRacerCam November 1, 2008

Scared Skinny

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

by PacePPR April 16, 2013

need a diaper scared

This is an experience so frightening that you will soil yourself and need a diaper!

If that chute fails on you soldier you will be need a diaper scared!

by I, Wreckerrr October 27, 2020

scare burp

When you get scared and you burp.

Ssundee: Crainer what was that noise
Crainer: A scare burp!

by NyanSword October 14, 2015