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rennering 

The act of ruining one's computer by installing unnecessary applications because they seem "interesting".
I was rennering yesterday and ended up installing 1200 viruses, but it was worth this free application I torrented!
rennering by crazywillbear January 19, 2021

jeremy renner 

A very special person who plays in the avengers but only carries 11 arrows, sometimes 12 but it's not very safe
"Omg who is that awesome archer guy in the avengers?"
"That's the wildly talented Jeremy renner portraying hawkeye!"
jeremy renner by Manyfandoms September 4, 2015

Renner's snowplow 

A situation, in which a tool seems to have a very low risk of use, but turns out inducing a serious or even life-threatening injury.
Someone breaking their thumb by accidentally putting it in a vise manually operated by them, would be an example of Renner's snowplow.
One sexy beast. A fine ass, gentleman. Girls want him but he only wants one of them. A bad ass in general but still kisses his mom good night. Renner is his last name but no one knows his first name or if he even has one. when he walks through a crowd women hand him babies just to say theyve been held by the Renner. he never gets cold and when he walks into a room, it warms up.
Example 1:
Girl #1: Look at that guy
Girl #2: Damn hes fine
Girl #1: He must be a Renner, hes got 20 girls around him and doesnt even notice.

Example 2:
Girl: Did it just get hot in here?
Renner: Sorry ladies would you like me to leave?
Renner by spamismyfavoritemeat November 3, 2011

Rennerish 

A psuedo-language developed by one of Denmark's leading linguists. Rennerish is loosely-based upon various latin-derived, european languages, such as English, Danish, Swedish and possibly some French, but all forementioned nations deny any similarity. After a word or sentence is constructed using the basic precepts of Rennerish, a second method is applied, using the Renner Algorithm, which simply defined, uses insanity as it's processing matrix. The end result is disturbing and should be read by anyone with.. eyes.
The sentence:-

"I would like plus tewnty attack power on my weapon"

Would roughly translate to, in Rennerish:-

"Germany gained the knowledge of the potency enchant, the American president made a stop at Gambia and hence got convinced that all colonial possessions had to be given independence, and France still didnt have a freaking clue, and neither did Britain… Though commanding the largest stockpile of conscripts in the world, they never quite comprehended the importance of the potency enchant, and hence, they were doomed to bleed to death over petty scraps of French soil and crabby parts of eastern Europe that ended up with Russia anyway… So much potential, all lost, over an enchant! So please, some prime enchanter…. "
Rennerish by Stormseeker March 31, 2007

Shane Renner 

The type of guy to deepthroat bananna's and scream autistically when he gets touched.
*choking* REEEEEEEEEE. That felt nice. Shane Renner.
Shane Renner by Big Steve 22 December 13, 2018