by Sophie McAwesome April 16, 2006
The Norwegian word for jerk off.
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.
runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off
in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.
Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender
Runke is also the norwegian word for wank, but unlike wank you can not say: din runker (you wanker). runke is only a verb and cannot describe a person.
runke - runker - runket
jerk off - jerking off - jerked off
in stead of runke, you can also say: onanere, masturbere, nappe løken, lade hagla, gyte laksen, kvele kobraen, polere stanga, and so on.
Onani, onana
onanering gjør meg gla'
jeg trenger ingen venner
når jeg har mine hender
by KussenX November 19, 2008
by Runkilishes March 29, 2019
by P. Hosler September 14, 2005
Runny shit that is chunky.
by Schultzy235 July 04, 2009
The act of covering your hand in a rock paste and putting the mark of your hand on someone or something
by Just Wuffo October 04, 2020
Hooking up with a lumber-jack on his lunch break: "man, you lumber-jacks are really good at runking". Runking with a mountain man is like having sex with a pine tree: you come out all scratched up from the fur. Al Borland + Runking = flannel babies.
by ktk85 September 23, 2010