runkert
runkert by bjørglikerpikk March 14, 2022
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Runkert
Runkert is when you are going to take a blast with your hand and your dick. Mostly done by depressed guys, who really needs a girlfriend. Is often done more than 3 times a day.
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runkerull
Norwegian word used to describe roll of paper that you may have in your room that you use to clean up the mess after you are done jacking off. Typically something twitchviewers ask to see when they are watching a «fyllestream» or a «drunk stream» where beer is consumed.
TwitchChat: «kan du vise oss runkerullen din?»
Streamer: «ja, her er den» whole streamer either laughs or shows signs of his depression.
(Chat: can you show us your «runkerull»
Streamer: here you go)
Streamer: «ja, her er den» whole streamer either laughs or shows signs of his depression.
(Chat: can you show us your «runkerull»
Streamer: here you go)
runkerull by Dr Phill 420 March 15, 2019
runketur
"Jeg skal ta meg en runketur. Pass ungene!"
"Im gonna take a wank. Watch the kids!"
"Hvor mye for en runketur?"
"How much for a jerking me around?"
"Im gonna take a wank. Watch the kids!"
"Hvor mye for en runketur?"
"How much for a jerking me around?"
runketur by runkemannen October 9, 2008
Cunt runker
Cunt runker by Im2cute4u5159 October 25, 2018
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