Runkert is when you are going to take a blast with your hand and your dick. Mostly done by depressed guys, who really needs a girlfriend. Is often done more than 3 times a day.
*In november*
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!
* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"
Norwegian word used to describe roll of paper that you may have in your room that you use to clean up the mess after you are done jacking off. Typically something twitchviewers ask to see when they are watching a «fyllestream» or a «drunk stream» where beer is consumed.
TwitchChat: «kan du vise oss runkerullen din?»
Streamer: «ja, her er den» whole streamer either laughs or shows signs of his depression.
(Chat: can you show us your «runkerull»
Streamer: here you go)
A woodlands creature roaming the forests of Morris, Illinois. Known for pissing peoples pants, it is often hunted by groups of monster hunters trying to end it's reign of terror. It smells of dishes and cheese - but oh boy, does it love cheese.
My pants gotpissed by the Runket!!! Someone help!!!!