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its the norwegian word for taking a wank.
omg my black friend who is felix is taking a runkert rn.
runkert by bjørglikerpikk March 14, 2022
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Runkert is when you are going to take a blast with your hand and your dick. Mostly done by depressed guys, who really needs a girlfriend. Is often done more than 3 times a day.
*In november*
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!

* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"
Runkert by Påsan December 3, 2019
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runkerull 

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runketur 

Norwegian slang word for taking a wank.
"Jeg skal ta meg en runketur. Pass ungene!"
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"Hvor mye for en runketur?"
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