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rulasexual 

Having romantic or sexual interest in rula
I love and want rula I am rulasexual
rulasexual by Gl1ttër November 22, 2021
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Rasexual 

Only attracted to people who want a United Ireland
"She's cute but she's a unionist and I'm Rasexual so that's a no go"
Rasexual by Sgaelic January 13, 2022

rudysexual

when one feels sexual attractive towards Rudy pankow/ jj maybank and can’t stop thinking about him and have your whole cameraroll with pics of him
Omg look how much pics of him she gotta be rudysexual
rudysexual by softpogeu_ December 30, 2020

Ruralsexual 

A Ruralsexual is your typically underpaid and overly worked good ol' boy, who would most often be found during his time off, sitting around in his skid marked briefs with his hand down the front, groping his manhood, watching sports events or lesbian porn on t.v., eating microwave burritos and drinking budweiser beer. Traditionally speaking, Ruralsexuals have nacho-cheese stained fingers and dorito crumbs stuck in their chest hairs and navels and to occasionally confirm to all bearing witness that they are still 100% male, Ruralsexuals are likely to take a quick sniff of their previously occupied hands to see if it's the nacho cheese or the duck butter beneath their ball sac that smells so ripe. Ruralsexuals love to have sex with women only and do not like sissy boys, metrosexuals or any guy that is even somewhat limp-wristed.
"Married with Children's" Al Bundy, would be considered the Founding Father of all Ruralsexuals. Heck, he's their poster child!
Ruralsexual by Walter Whitney December 12, 2008
Any body who is a big fan of Russell Westbrook or is dick riding russell Westbrook. These type of people believes that RUSS is the best point gaurd in the nba and one of the greatest of all time. They are a fan of any team he places for or anything he likes. Colin cowherd is a closet russexual
Soslemy is a russexual
Allen Iverson is starting to look like a russexual

Kobe is a russ sexual
Russexual by Venombrook1 March 24, 2020

rurosexual 

A sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. This apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “rurosexual’s” lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. The “rurosexual” is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.

This is the antonym of Metrosexual.
Steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, I think he has become a rurosexual.
rurosexual by Seewolf January 6, 2009

ruralsexual 

A sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. This apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “rurosexual’s” lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. The “rurosexual” is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.

This is the antonym of Metrosexual. Also called "rurosexual"
Steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, I think he has become a ruralsexual.
ruralsexual by Seewolf December 12, 2007
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