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Ruralsexual 

A Ruralsexual is your typically underpaid and overly worked good ol' boy, who would most often be found during his time off, sitting around in his skid marked briefs with his hand down the front, groping his manhood, watching sports events or lesbian porn on t.v., eating microwave burritos and drinking budweiser beer. Traditionally speaking, Ruralsexuals have nacho-cheese stained fingers and dorito crumbs stuck in their chest hairs and navels and to occasionally confirm to all bearing witness that they are still 100% male, Ruralsexuals are likely to take a quick sniff of their previously occupied hands to see if it's the nacho cheese or the duck butter beneath their ball sac that smells so ripe. Ruralsexuals love to have sex with women only and do not like sissy boys, metrosexuals or any guy that is even somewhat limp-wristed.
"Married with Children's" Al Bundy, would be considered the Founding Father of all Ruralsexuals. Heck, he's their poster child!
Ruralsexual by Walter Whitney December 12, 2008
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ruralsexual 

A sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. This apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “rurosexual’s” lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. The “rurosexual” is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.

This is the antonym of Metrosexual. Also called "rurosexual"
Steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, I think he has become a ruralsexual.
ruralsexual by Seewolf December 12, 2007
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Ruralsexual 

The rural or country town versaion of a metrosexual male. An Aussie phonomon some might say as they are rare, They drive a tractor while driving a polo shirt.
Those boys out at the stations who DONT fancie each other and enjoy sorting wool for the soft hands.

A Ruralsexual makes for nice farm boy.
Ruralsexual by Kate-eranne June 11, 2006

rural-sexual 

Opposite metro-sexual. A heterosexual male who does not care about their appearance, style, grooming, or fashion. A rural-sexual male's sex appeal is derived from his rugged appearance and lack of style.
I'm not a slob. I'm just rural-sexual.
rural-sexual by JavierDU February 18, 2005

Regalsexual

The definition R.e.g.a.l+ or the regal sexuality means to be straight but avoids the controversy between the pride community and super straight cult and u just have a neutral opinion but u dont support either groups; and you approve of attack Helicopters.
I am regalsexual my pronouns are fuck/you/bloody/bastard/bitch

rurosexual 

A sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. This apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “rurosexual’s” lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. The “rurosexual” is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.

This is the antonym of Metrosexual.
Steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, I think he has become a rurosexual.
rurosexual by Seewolf January 6, 2009

rurasexual 

The complete opposite of a metrosexual: a gay guy who acts completely straight, despite being out and proud.
you're such a rurasexual
rurasexual by tom_00devon November 24, 2006