Ruslansexual

Someone who is attracted primarily towards Ruslan. Ruslan needs to be really fit in order to be attracted by Ruslansexuals.

Ruslan must possess but not limited to:
1) 6 pack abbs
2) Keanu Reeves look and charisma
3) CS:GO MMR above average
4) Sing random song every 2 hours
5) Never let random Danoik touch his dick
6) Pray to the Sun and The Holy Nasi Lemak
7) Let his followers pay for his prostitutes, at least once in Ruslan lifecycle
8) At least once imagining how he would fuck a full grown tiger (gender of tiger doesn't matter)
9) Initiate a pagan believe into "Hryucran way"
10) Listen the phrase - "Хрюхран... соберись " at least once in Ruslan lifecycle

- Do you like Ruslan?
- Bro... the whole planet is lowkey ruslansexuals at this point
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- Ruslan touched my ear..
- Ruslansexual aren't ya?

Ruslansexual by Lida Saidamha Kionad Lognom September 21, 2023

rulasexual 

Having romantic or sexual interest in rula

I love and want rula I am rulasexual

rulasexual by Gl1ttër November 22, 2021