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Rutbomb
To Rutbomb, the act of Rutbombing.
To enter an internet forums and create a persona based on completely unbelievable lies, often surrounding ones sexual prowess and wealth.
A shameful attempt at gaining attention be it positive or negative
To enter an internet forums and create a persona based on completely unbelievable lies, often surrounding ones sexual prowess and wealth.
A shameful attempt at gaining attention be it positive or negative
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rubor
when a situation makes you blush; if a situation is awkward, embarrassing, you have the hots for someone
OMG why you so rubor mate?!
Clitoral rubover
Describes the unpleasant physiological effects following long, heavy, often clothed, make-out sessions. The most commonly reported characteristics of a rubover include over-sensitive areas of the genitals due to constant rubbing of these areas the previous night. The areas often feel somewhat raw and are far more sensitive than usual. Many have difficulty walking due to the rubbing of clothing and therefore exhibit relatively silly walking styles in order to avoid said rubbing. In addition to the physical symptoms, a rubover may also induce symptoms including heightened feelings of depression and anxiety.
Also see rubover
Also see rubover
Andy: Rachel, why are you walking like that?
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.
Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.
Rachel: I hooked up with this boy last night and he played my clit like a turntable.
Nick: Suz, why do you have an ice pack on your crotch?
Suz: I had a little me time last night and gave myself the worst clitoral rubover ever.
Clitoral rubover by Ms. Base October 4, 2010
Rutbomb
A Rutbomb is a peculiar genus of internet troll which tends to inhabit venues such as soccer forums and youtube.
The Rutbomb differs from the common forum troll, insofar that the rutbomb is not, ostensibly, a malevolent character. Instead, the Rutbomb gets its rocks off by making outlandish claims - these can refer to the Rutbomb's manly prowess, or conversely, be attempts to garner sympathy by pretending to be stricken with serious health problems.
Forum members who are accustomed to the Rutbomb's behaviour will be immediately skeptical of its claims and often issue stern but effective rebuttals. Being exposed as a fraud does not perturb the Rutbomb, since its gratification is achieved via receiving attention, regardless of whether this is positive or negative.
When challenged with the truth, the Rutbomb will often become indignant, complaining of persecution and vendettas.
The Rutbomb differs from the common forum troll, insofar that the rutbomb is not, ostensibly, a malevolent character. Instead, the Rutbomb gets its rocks off by making outlandish claims - these can refer to the Rutbomb's manly prowess, or conversely, be attempts to garner sympathy by pretending to be stricken with serious health problems.
Forum members who are accustomed to the Rutbomb's behaviour will be immediately skeptical of its claims and often issue stern but effective rebuttals. Being exposed as a fraud does not perturb the Rutbomb, since its gratification is achieved via receiving attention, regardless of whether this is positive or negative.
When challenged with the truth, the Rutbomb will often become indignant, complaining of persecution and vendettas.
"Oh ya, I was *so drunk* and banged my head on Monday and nearly died of an aneurysm. I've been in hospital all week, even underwent emergency brain surgery - but I'm fine now"
"O Rly? Then why were you seen online playing MW2 during that time? Crawl back under the stone from whence you came, you lying little Rutbomb"
"Gah! You guys all have it in for me! I wish I was dead!"
"Zzzzzz!"
"O Rly? Then why were you seen online playing MW2 during that time? Crawl back under the stone from whence you came, you lying little Rutbomb"
"Gah! You guys all have it in for me! I wish I was dead!"
"Zzzzzz!"
Rutbomb by Bear Naked December 7, 2009