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A pedophilic asian with average eyes. Power-hungry to compensate. If you are under the age of 18 beware...
Ruis I are do my job! Go talk to that little kid or something.
Ruis by The Improbable Viking August 30, 2010
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Ruis is somebody who handsome as hell and got a big dick
Ruis by Agifienuahdw March 18, 2020
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A suburb of west London in the London Borough of Hillingdon. Attractions include the Ruislip Lido and Ruilsip Woods. Bordered to the north by Eastcote, to the south by Northolt, and to the west by Ickenham and Uxbridge. This area, and much of west and north London was part of the county of Middlesex until 1965, when it ceased to exist, becoming only a postal region within London - Meaning that today Ruislip can be considered part of Middlesex or London, depending on the speaker. Close to Ruislip on the south side of Hillingdon sits London Heahtrow Airport.
I live in Ruislip, it's an OK place to live.
ruislip by TellK December 24, 2008
A leafy suburb in Middlesex, best known for the mischevous soft porn novel, Tropic of Ruislip, detailing goings on that in my whole childhood in the place I never heard of so maybe it is pure fantasy though mind you there are some rum goings on in the parties thrown by Ruislip yoof. Mentioned in the Domesday book as the leafy abode of "pigges and varlets" and possessing a "ponde" which is still there next to the library. Also known for Ruislip Lido where the movie The Young Ones was made and Cliff Richard who starred in it sang a song with the blue water for backdrop same blue water I used to paddle in and build sandcastles on the shore of when I went there with my mum which we did by getting the 158 bus. There is also Ruslip woods good for rambling and courting but watch out for flashers! "In Ruislip Woods lurk perves, afoot and jagged wi' nerves" - Lord Byron, Rambles in the Brambles, 1868. In Ruislip High Street are several olde world shops including an olde tea shoppe though maybe these days it has been taken over by Starbucks. There is also a Clarkes shoe shop where I bought my first winkle pickers which mightily pissed off the teachers in my school. And so much, so much! Writing this makes me realise I was formed by Ruislip sometimes I even dream of going back there but then again I never will, not really. Still it's well worth a visit. For a full blast of it Betjemenesque power go to Ruislip Manor and wander through the suburban side roads till you get to the main part which was where the Normans had a castle or a keep or summat.
Ruislip. suburbs, pleasure, Lido, Cliff Richard
ruislip by Kate Bush October 4, 2006
Ruisi, also called the Blood God and the Lord of Skulls, is the Chaos God of Blood, War and Murder. her domain covers the most basic and brutal of sentient emotions and actions, such as hate, anger, rage, war and killing. Every act of killing or murder in the material universe gives Ruisi power; the more senseless and destructive, the better.
If you do that one more time I will call upon Ruisi to knee you in the balls!
ruisi by Frostedinferno May 7, 2017

Ruiss Modds 

A Ruiss Modds is a type of person. If you are classified as a "Roo Modds" this means that you are very tall, and or goofy. You have an odd sense of humor, being that you are not funny at all, but people laugh most when they are around a Ruiss Modds type person. Most people from this group are either from Italian or German heritages. (sometimes both)
Frankenstein, Big Foot, Herman Munster are all examples of a Ruiss Modds
Ruiss Modds by s19dee5 July 30, 2009

Ruiseart 

The name Ruiseart is a boy's name of Scottish Gaelic origin. Ruiseart.

Scottish Gaelic variation of Richard.
Person 1: Oh hello, whats your name?
Person 2: Hello, my name is Ruiseart
Ruiseart by Mr.. Asscrackk January 23, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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