rug munch
rug munch by LilJOnwhattt: August 3, 2005
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Rug Muncher
This phrase can be used to mean a number of different things:
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. A totally unacceptable way of referring to a person with a learning disability; see also window licker.
2. A somewhat disparaging way of referring to someone whose behaviour can vary from eccentric to clinically insane, who is prone to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
3. A totally appropriate way of referring to someone, a small child or an adult with the mental capacity of a small child, such as a female suffering from acute princess syndrome, who is prone to temper tantrums, and will throw themselves to the ground and bite the carpet.
4. Possibly the best known and most humorously appropriate, someone, male or female who indulges in cunnilingus also known as muff diving. Incidentally, many lesbians refer to rug munching as “ling” (from cunnilingus) although ling is also a large, rather smelly fish, says it all really.
1. It is unacceptable to call a person with a learning disability a 'rug muncher'.
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
2. Malcolm is acting stranger and stranger, he always was a bit weird but he’s turning into a right rug muncher.
3. What a thoroughly nasty little brat, screaming because she can’t get her own way! A thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
4. Look at those two dykes groping each other in public! Get a room you rug munchers!
Rug Muncher by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016
rug munching
rug munching by Hoogy October 17, 2008
Rug Muncher
One who gives oral sex to women,who usually is a lesbian. The 'rug' refers to the clit/pussy/vaggy/fuckholeetc... or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.
Also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bisexuals.
Rug Muncher by Mici Da Wici October 31, 2003
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