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Simply, the acronym or 1337 version of "R u fucking kidding me?"
Dude 1:Dude, wtf, he just pwned the whole terrorist team.
Dude 2: OMFG! Rufkm? H4X!
rufkm by BRow May 2, 2006

fetch with ruff ruffman 

A children's show on the Public Broadcasting Station (PBS) filmed in Boston, Massachusettes. the show consists of a cartoon dog named Fetch who sends 6 real children ages 10-14 around to Boston area to do challenges to earn points. at the end of the season, the kid with the most points is the fetch grand champ and gets a prize.
My cousin never misses and episode of Fetch with ruff ruffman because she thinks Noah and Rosario are cute.
"Are you fucking kidding me right now?"
Heh, rufkmrn?!
rufkmrn by laydiyah July 10, 2020

The Ruffmanian Cult 

Group of devote people who praise and worship their Supreme Leader Ruff Ruffman. This group tends to meet 5 times a week and pray for about 16 hours daily. Their common beliefs consist of Ruff Ruffman was the matter or object that existed before the Big Bang. He created this world stay with us on earth. Created an amazing TV show to educate his children. Then some non believers at the HQ of PBS kids had his show taken down. To this day you will find members of this group sitting around their TVs at 4:30 PM Central Time in rememberance for whenever there lord use to educate them every day at this time.
Hey are you going to the Ruffmanian Cult meeting tonight
The ruffest man in all of the endz
David shanked one breah, he's definately a ruffman!
Ruffman by Skengman June 16, 2009
Short for "Roll On Floor With My Girlfriend" can be ROFLWMB (boyfriend)
i Rofwmg'd last night
ROFWMG by Speshtard November 2, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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