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A shortened version of "read the fucking quest text" used in mmorpg as World of warcraft. It is used when someone asks a question related to a quest and the answer could be easily obtained by reading the text associated with the quest.
<Clueless>:Hey guyz where can I find dis guy from <A simple task> quest???????
<Annoyed>:rtfqt
<Clueless>:Wtf n00b ignored lolz
rtfqt by Kwisatz December 9, 2008
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My professor often replied "RTFQ" when students would ask him stupid questions during an exam.
rtfq by Jason January 9, 2004
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synonym for Reverse. Titty. Fuck. Tea. Bag. Drop...

enough said.
That girl got RTFTBDed last night.
rtftbd by Alejanro the Great February 5, 2010
Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.
B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.
rtft by Scott March 29, 2005
RTFQ(squared). Testing instructions to Read The Fucking Question Twice.
If you're not sure about it, RTFQ2
RTFQ2 by John Wesley March 5, 2008
a phrase which simply means to 'read the fucking question'. Commonly used by drivers ed teachers, and probably other teachers.
Kid - "I dont understand number 13"
Teacher - "Well, why dont you RTFQ!"

RTFQ by RachRunzYou March 24, 2008
Acronym: Read The Fucking Questlog

Usage: In an MMORPG, as an answer to a question about a quest that can be answered by reading its description in the details of the quest.
Noob: wHer do i turn in thise bat eyezz???
Everyone else: RTFQL!
RTFQL by BKred October 31, 2006
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