RTFOTFLMFAO

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Roll the fuck on the floor laughing my fucking ass off

(A longer and more effective version of ROFL)

When someone tells a exceptionally funny joke over instant messaging or commenting on youtube

Guy1:hey your not supposed to shoot us zombies in zombie mod we just want a hug :)

Guy2:RTFOTFLMFAO

RTFOTFLMFAO by I win a penguin December 25, 2009

Words you can keep

ROTFLMFAOWP

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while peeing

Sam: Yo man, Jawsus is hot!

Ben: ROTFLMFAOWP!

Sam: Your gross.

ROTFLMFAOWP by therealhut October 5, 2009

ROTFLMFAOWEP

Simply Means: Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off while eating pie.

Jared:I got fired today dude!

Jeff: ROTFLMFAOWEP

Jared: Huh?

Jeff: Nevermind Dude

ROTFLMFAOWEP by K Beezie July 27, 2006

ROTFLMFAOMFer

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker.

You're taking this text speak way too far and I am ROTFLMFAOMFer.

ROTFLMFAOMFer by Project ACB January 6, 2008

rotflmfao

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off. Cyberchat. One states something really funny and the other(s) reply with ROTFLMFAO

User1: There once was a man from Nantucket...

User2: ROTFLMFAO

rotflmfao by Philism January 28, 2003

ROTFLMFAOOL

An acronym, standing for: Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Fucking Ass Off out Loud. Usually used when something is the highest level of funny.(Usually used in Texting and/or IM'ing.

(IM)
UrbanDictionary321: My ROFL COPTER goes SOI SOI SOI.

NaziLeprechaun666: ROTFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!

ROTFLMFAOOL by Justin McIsaac May 8, 2008

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rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off so fucking hard that my fucking back and fucking spine fucking hurt so bad that they just might break open and that would suck because I have to go to work tomorrow, oh well I might use the injuries as an excuse so I don't have to go to work tomorrow. Yeah thats what I'll do. Thank you for telling me that joke so that I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

Friend: That's what she said

You ( being the dirty minded person you are ) :rotflmfaosfhtmfbafsfhsbttjmboatwsbihtgtwtowimutiaaesidhtgtwtytwidtyftmtjstidhtgtwt

Friend: . . . . . what??? :|

rotflmfaosfhtmfbafsfhsbttjmboatwsbihtgtwtowimutiaaesidhtgtwtytwidtyftmtjstidhtgtwt by Maker of long short words October 23, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026