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RTFQ(squared). Testing instructions to Read The Fucking Question Twice.
If you're not sure about it, RTFQ2
RTFQ2 by John Wesley March 5, 2008
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My professor often replied "RTFQ" when students would ask him stupid questions during an exam.
rtfq by Jason January 9, 2004
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a phrase which simply means to 'read the fucking question'. Commonly used by drivers ed teachers, and probably other teachers.
Kid - "I dont understand number 13"
Teacher - "Well, why dont you RTFQ!"

RTFQ by RachRunzYou March 24, 2008
Acronym: Read The Fucking Questlog

Usage: In an MMORPG, as an answer to a question about a quest that can be answered by reading its description in the details of the quest.
Noob: wHer do i turn in thise bat eyezz???
Everyone else: RTFQL!
RTFQL by BKred October 31, 2006
Short for "Read the fucking quest description." Coined in World of Warcraft, but a spin off of the well-known RTFM.
{1. General - Darkshore}{XxholyAZNdrgonxx}whre is buzzbox 323???
{1. General - Darkshore}{Ooblix}RTFQD
RTFQD by Ooblix February 10, 2005
Read The Fucking QuestLog. A term often used in the MMORPG World of Warcraft.
Greg: where can I find that place?
Pete: RTFQL
RTFQL by bogus March 9, 2005
A shortened version of "read the fucking quest text" used in mmorpg as World of warcraft. It is used when someone asks a question related to a quest and the answer could be easily obtained by reading the text associated with the quest.
<Clueless>:Hey guyz where can I find dis guy from <A simple task> quest???????
<Annoyed>:rtfqt
<Clueless>:Wtf n00b ignored lolz
rtfqt by Kwisatz December 9, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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