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rowbro

An affluent white male who has no other skills besides obsessing over their thighs and scouring facebook for overpriced used spandex. Often comes into class wearing Oakleys, spandex and smelling like low tide.
"Is that guy in the vineyard vines top and salmon chubbies in a frat?"
"Nah, he's just a rowbro."
by adderralladmiral October 12, 2020
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Columbus Rowboat

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.
"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."
by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009
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robron

robron is the cause of many teenagers emotional breakdowns. “rob” refers to robert sugden, “ron” refers to aaron dingle — two characters out of british soap opera, ‘emmerdale’.

these boys are a romantic gay couple who hit obstacles throughout their relationship, and are the reason for thousands of heartbreaks around the world.

we love robron.

we love one (1) man named aaron dingle and one (1) man named robert sugden.
i have so much love for robron
here we only stan aaron dingle and robert sugden
by aaron dingle xx May 3, 2018
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swedish rowboat

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.
Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.
by The Vanillist March 3, 2015
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skid row bro

The act of giving ones services, sexual or not, in return for the services of another
Rocko: You help me, I help you, ya know skid row brow
by Koka June 1, 2005
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Rowbreaker

Rowbreakers are trying to break the most rows out of the coding of others and destroy their work.
person a: hey who deleted my f**king coding?
person b: ehhr... I did?
person a: OMFG, you censored Rowbreaker!!
by tehRobin May 13, 2009
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Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.
Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?
by BigityBam February 19, 2018
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