adderralladmiral's definitions

rowbro

An affluent white male who has no other skills besides obsessing over their thighs and scouring facebook for overpriced used spandex. Often comes into class wearing Oakleys, spandex and smelling like low tide.

"Is that guy in the vineyard vines top and salmon chubbies in a frat?"
"Nah, he's just a rowbro."

by adderralladmiral October 12, 2020

FIW

Acronym for Friend In Waiting. When you’re friends with someone you would totally have sex with but they’re in a relationship.

Bro I want to fuck Alexis so bad.

Dude she has a boyfriend.

True, guess I’ll just be the FIW.

by adderralladmiral December 4, 2020