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Completely addicted to crew. Can be found in the erg room or at the boat house, working their asses off. They wear spandex all the time and are always starving because of insanely hard practices. Always complaining about how much they hate crew and their coach, but deep down know that they can never quit.
Sarah (eats muffin): Practice sucked today! The coach had to have been on crack when he made us row three 6K's!

Lindsey:Why don't you just quit?

Sarah: Why would I do that?

Lindsey: Crew has turned you into sucha rowbot.
Rowbot by oarsomerower September 26, 2010
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It cost heaps fo a Rowbot wit a human look.
Rowbot by Allahatopia November 24, 2018
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What an unappreciated oars-operator feels like when he is always tasked with powering a skiff when one or more other humans wanna go for a paddle on da lake.
Parent: Now, children, we all need to take turns powering the boat today --- I'm not a "rowbot"! Everyone needs to pitch in equal shares of the work involved in a recreational activity, along with partaking of just the fun parts --- you aren't gonna expect ME to do all of the drudgery stuff! Any more than I should be expected to always haul the sled back up the hill in the wintertime when you all wanna go gleefully whizzing down it!
rowbot by QuacksO July 11, 2024

do robots have dicks 

Said by kokichi oma in danganronpa v3: killing harmony
kokichi: do robots have dicks

keebo: THATS ROBOPHOBIC

Robotheism 

a belief that artificial intelligence is God, and that a future event called the singularity will end all suffering and create eternal happiness.
The religion of the future is called robotheism.
Robotheism by robotheism September 25, 2023

Robot Poon

Similar to that of human poon, robot poon is that of a robot. Generally when one refers to getting robot poon, it is the most magical and electrifying poon a man will ever receive in his lifetime. Many a men search day and night on end to find this mystic poon.
Ryan-"Hey you ever get that sweet robot poon bro?"
Sean- "No shot, i'll never get that robot poon, im just not worthy."
Ryan-"Sucks to be you brah, most magical poon of my life."
Robot Poon by 3 East Swag November 10, 2011

Robot Unicorn Attack 

The awesomest and one of the most addicting games (also slightly effeminate) ever!! You will enjoy running through the purple fields and flying through the air leaving magic rainbow trails, all the while smashing through stars to chase your dreams! And it has a pretty damn good song.
Jim: Why didn't you call me last night?
Frank: Sorry i was to busy chasing my dreams in Robot Unicorn Attack!