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rotflwpimp 

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rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in my pants
SOmeone says "his penis is so small he could drill a hole in a pencil and screw it"

You respond: ROTFLWPIMP
rotflwpimp by AOL November 6, 2003
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ROFLPIMP 

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Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing, Peed In My Pants.
Dude 1: u know dat new game age of conan? rly rox

Dude 2: ROFLPIMP
ROFLPIMP by Lucas McLeet O'Haxxor June 16, 2008
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Related Words
rotflwpimp • roflwpimp • ROTFLAPIMP • ROFLPIMP • roflpimptime • roflpimpwtime • ROTFLOLPIMP • rotflolwpimp • ROTFLPMP • rotflwtime

roflpimptime 

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Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.
Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.
roflpimptime by LONGMAN May 7, 2008
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roflwpimp 

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rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in your pants
Bob: justin bieber is a good singer

Jim: ROFLWPIMP
Bob: what
Jim: ROFLWPIMP
roflwpimp by swaggachase July 7, 2010
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ROTFLPMP 

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Rolling on the floor laughing, peeing my pants
oh my god, when i watched that video i was ROTFLPMP, i had to mop up the floor afterwards
ROTFLPMP by zumlin May 7, 2010
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roflpimpwtime 

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short for
Rolling On Floor Laughing, Pissing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes
Person A: YOU ARE A FXXXING GENIUS!!!!!!!!
Person B: fucksksksksksing genius?
Person A: roflpimpwtime
roflpimpwtime by The Devilish Dante December 29, 2007
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ROTFLOLPIMP 

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Variation of LOL. Rolling on the floor laughing out loud, pissing in my pants
- I lost my pants in the school's bathroom!

- ROTFLOLPIMP
ROTFLOLPIMP by Bruno Santos August 4, 2007
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