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ROFLPIMP 

rolling on floor laughing pissing in my pants
dude:omg thats hilarious
dude-et: ROFLPIMP
ROFLPIMP by XxxANNAxCORExxX March 7, 2007

ROFLPIMP 

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
Peeing
In
My
Pants
"OMG sammy did you see that dorks outfit!!? roflpimp ahaha!"
ROFLPIMP by JOSBABY January 27, 2009

ROFLPIMP 

Roll On the Floor Laughing, Peein' In My Pants
When I saw the Tim Hawkin's Fire Ants video for the first time, I was ROFLPIMP.
ROFLPIMP by dalewilbanks March 24, 2011
Rolling On The Floor Laughing (while) Peeing My Pants.
Girl1: Did you see that HILARIOUS show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROFLPMP!
ROFLPMP by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

roflpimptime 

Rolling on the floor laughing pissing in my pants tears in my eyes.
Teh way he ate his hamburger had me ROFLPIMPTIME-ing. Lolz.
roflpimptime by LONGMAN May 7, 2008

ROFLPMPSTC 

verb: Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Peeing/Pissing My Pants, Staining The Carpet.

This is a derivitive of the popular internet slang word: rofl, (Rolling on floor laughing).
"Dude, I totally just owned that noob with my AWP. He screamed like a girl!"

"ROFLPMPSTC"
ROFLPMPSTC by Troy D. August 2, 2007
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