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Rolling On The Floor Laughing (while) Peeing My Pants.
Girl1: Did you see that HILARIOUS show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROFLPMP!
ROFLPMP by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
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ROFLPMPSTC 

verb: Rolling On the Floor Laughing, Peeing/Pissing My Pants, Staining The Carpet.

This is a derivitive of the popular internet slang word: rofl, (Rolling on floor laughing).
"Dude, I totally just owned that noob with my AWP. He screamed like a girl!"

"ROFLPMPSTC"
ROFLPMPSTC by Troy D. August 2, 2007

lmPRao-rotflmPRao

laughing my Puerto Rican ass off-rolling on the floor laughing my Puerto Rican ass off
too funny, lmPRao-rotflmPRao
lmPRao-rotflmPRao by mamipony April 21, 2010
Rolling On The Floor Peeing My Pants.
Girl1: Hey, did you see that funny new show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROTFPMP!
ROTFPMP by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026