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roflolpimp 

rolling on floor laughing out loud peeing in my pants
i was like roflolpimp
roflolpimp by Boomer_xxx November 9, 2008

ROFLOLPMP 

Rolling on floor laughing out loud peeing my pants
cheese and tomatoes!

ROFLOLPMP!
ROFLOLPMP by peepeecaca August 31, 2007

rotflolcimptwuswsffaiartua 

Classic One Meaning: Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Cumming In My Pants Thinking What U Said Was So Fucking Funny And I'm A Retard That Uses Abbreviations
{Geeks4Life] So What Did You Do Today?

{Anti-Geek4Life} teh same thing i always do, ur mum!!

{HUH?!?!}rotflolcimptwuswsffaiartua

rotflolapmp

rolling on the floor laughing out loud and peeing my pants.
guy 1: lolz, that n00b just got pwn3d.
guy 2: rotflolapmp
rotflolapmp by moon demoness November 19, 2006

rotflolpmpbgtct 

Means 'Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Lol Pissing My Pants Before Going To Change Them'
Guy 1 : Hey! Watch me do this awesome skateboard jump!
Guy 2: Ok!
Guy 1: here i go *flys off skateboard and lands flat on face*
Guy 2: ROTFLOLPMPBGTCT
rotflolpmpbgtct by MysteryLolster February 6, 2010

roflolapimpwding 

roflolapimpwding simply means the acronym rolling on the floor laughing out loud and peeing in my pants while dying in the ground.
G3akiymenz:We so pwned them
Say_Wowz3Rz:roflolapimpwding no one says that
G3akiymenz:yea well who says that?
Say_Wowz3rz:I do
G3akimenz:roflolapimpwding
Say_Wowz3rz:See
G3akimenz:It does catch on quickly, post this on Urbandictioary.com
Say_Wowz3rz:yea sure thing
roflolapimpwding by stalkers March 13, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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