When a person gets overly excited and starts laughing, while rolling on the floor.
Jimmy; Hey! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ryan; I don't need to know....because it's ROFLTIME!
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Jimmy later switched to geico, saving a bundle on car insurance.
Rolling On The Floor Laughing With Tears In My Eyes
Much like its root word rofl, but it offers much more insight into the level of hilarity of the situation. Although yes, you are indeed rofl'ing, you are also doing so with tears in your eyes, which tells the rofl-ee that you found them, their joke, or the current situation worthy of more than just a rofl.
Jake: "He was all like...lawl?"
Mortimer: "...gg"
Jake: "ROFLWTIME!!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand