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rofltime 

When a person gets overly excited and starts laughing, while rolling on the floor.
Jimmy; Hey! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ryan; I don't need to know....because it's ROFLTIME!
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Jimmy later switched to geico, saving a bundle on car insurance.
rofltime by Yodaaaaa? July 23, 2008
Related Words

roflwtime 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing With Tears In My Eyes

Much like its root word rofl, but it offers much more insight into the level of hilarity of the situation. Although yes, you are indeed rofl'ing, you are also doing so with tears in your eyes, which tells the rofl-ee that you found them, their joke, or the current situation worthy of more than just a rofl.
Jake: "He was all like...lawl?"
Mortimer: "...gg"
Jake: "ROFLWTIME!!"
roflwtime by Pablo Calva July 16, 2008

rofltime 

roll on floor laughing till i make eggs
"Dani just rofltime.
rofltime by amandasapoophead February 27, 2011

rotflwpimp 

rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in my pants
SOmeone says "his penis is so small he could drill a hole in a pencil and screw it"

You respond: ROTFLWPIMP
rotflwpimp by AOL November 6, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026