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Roll On The Floor Depressed.
Substitute for 'rofl' when two goths or emos text or instant message each other.
xgoth-chickx says: I've had such an xawfulx day =( you?
darkness-imprisoning-mexx says: bet mine was worse. ROTFD.
rotfd by Alice 'knorp' Rison April 29, 2008
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Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.
Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM
ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck
So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose
(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!
Rolling on the floor crying...
After something very insightful, inspiring, or saddening has been said/texted/tweeted, which brings someone to or close to tears, one responds with the phrase ROTFC.
I just heard the most insightful, inspiring, or saddening thing, so i am ROTFC.
ROTFC by Renaisaloser April 21, 2010

rotfflmfaoofl 

epic and totally useless acronym for "rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking ass off out fucking loud"
combination of rofl, lmao, lol and fucking
dude1: you are gay for using "rotfflmfaoofl"
dude2: ROTFFLMFAOOFL!! that's so true!
rotfflmfaoofl by J-Lima December 31, 2008