Rofd 

Rolling on the floor dead

"Dood... That guy is rofd, we should probably call 911"

"ROFD!1!! I GOT SERVED!11!1"

Rofd by RigorADD September 7, 2007

ROFD 

Rolling on the Floor Dabbing - when you've done something so amazing that the only natural response is to dab, but the intensity of the dab takes over and causes you to fall to the floor in a fit of dabs.

Evan: Dude, you just nailed 30 three pointers in a row. Great job!
Ryan: *ROFD*

Evan: Hey, are you ok?

ROFD by FartsMcGee6 April 20, 2018

ROFD 

Rolling on floor drunk - when one has reached the point of intoxication at which the ability to remain vertical fails, and suddenly you are horizontal, laughing because you are slightly confused as to why you are touching the floor with more than two points of your body.

Oh my god, I was so wasted I ROFD last night!

ROFD by The Scratching Post August 3, 2010

ROFDOL

Roll On the Floor Dying of Laughin.

you;Dawg Lastnight i banged this chick, she turned out to be a shemale.

me; ROFDOL!!

ROFDOL by Heatz December 6, 2009

ROFDI

Random Oriental Flopsy with Daddy Issues. Female creature typically aged 18-25 who's rich father forks out huge amounts of cash so that he can expunge the guilt of never actually speaking to her. Usually up for it.

So I woke up in a Hampstead mansion after servicing some ROFDI I met at the club and missed my fucking nephew's christening!

ROFDI by FSpaghetti January 16, 2011

ROFDOHL

really oleophobic finnish dieing of hefty lubricant

wow thats a rofdohl

ROFDOHL by oleophobic finnish June 19, 2010