rooking 

Taking somebody to get their money.

The chiropractor and the gym made me sign a user agreement. I decided I could no longer attend the gym and I still had to pay 250. I then started seeing the chiropractor who wanted an agreement. My mom said they were rooking me just like the gym did.

rooking by Menise May 7, 2016

Rooking 

A specific type of single line dry humor that is primarily used by fathers.

Rooking is a pejorative term to describe a corny or predictable joke, typically a pun. Generally inoffensive, Dad Jokes are traditionally told by fathers among family, either with sincere humorous intent, or to intentionally provoke a negative reaction.

No one:
Absolutely no one:

Rooking: posting something corny as similar to dad jokes but for some reason is funny.

Rooking by Rooking July 22, 2023

russ rooking

when asians say "just looking" but because of their accents it sounds like russ rooking.

Sales Associate: Hi Sir, how are you today? Do you need any help?
Jackie Chan: No! Im russ rooking!

russ rooking by i hate retail September 26, 2009

Josh Rooking

Customers that come into a retail store minutes before closing and claim to be Josh Rooking, Asian for “just looking”.

8:58pm
Clerk: hello sir can I help you?
Ping: no, no, I’m Josh Rooking
9:05pm
Clerk: Sir, we’re closed
Ping: Josh Rooking!

Josh Rooking by Siegeller February 15, 2025

rocking chair winner 

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.

Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!

rocking chair winner by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Rocking Soccer 

The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...

Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.

Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies

*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.

Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"

Rocking Soccer by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016

Rocking a Piss 

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.

"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."

Rocking a Piss by nickyslicky69 December 6, 2019