ROOFI

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Robotic Operations Of Federal Innuendo- A failed idea of the Government (James F. Steele) killing off anyone displeasing, like Fergie, only that would result in negative feedback from people who like her music. In a democracy, everything has to favor the people. Using the latest in robotic technology, androids would be sent all over the place, killing public figures that "rabble-rouse".

What a scary thought... This would've been used to stop any Government overthrow, though... They'd probably be named ROOFI-bots

ROOFI by Andriffic November 22, 2009

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Rod Hull's Roof

An extremely smooth & wet vagina

Bobby: FUCK ME SIDEWAYS with a 10ft Barge Pole DAVE, you should of seen the lass last night. She was wetter than Rod Hull's Roof

Rod Hull's Roof by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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Roof Piece

Where all the good shit is happening in One Piece. Pretty muich hen the worst generation and the Yonko fight on the roof of onigishima.

person 1: Did Zoro just-?
person 2: They deadass did not just spoil Roof Piece in filler.

Roof Piece by ShibuyasBeat November 7, 2021

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tooling for roof

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...

Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.

tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

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roofie circle

A vicious cycle in which a person takes a roofie to forget an unpleasant occurrence, then wakes up forgetting having taken said roofie and takes a roofie again to forget the original event. Can continue on infinitely, usually not ending until your dealer cuts you off. Originated from the show "Arrested Development".

After unleashing explosive diarrhea into his pants while playing the part of Smee in his school's production of "Peter Pan", Mervin spent the next month of his life mired in a roofie circle.

roofie circle by Nicholas D June 2, 2013

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Roohi

A soulful and beautiful individual who is fierce yet kind. They are incredibly loyal and look out for others more than themselves. It takes a lot to break their trust but when you do you lose them forever

You are so Roohi

Roohi by Amara Hanna January 4, 2018

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Sweeping the Roof

A job Sweeping the Roof is a no show job. Essentially you don't have to go in because who's going to check or know if you've swept the roof.

My uncle Joey got me a job 9-5 sweeping the roof over on W 32nd Street.

Sweeping the Roof by Fcpcool August 29, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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