rollertard 

A retard on rollerskates. Or, less specifically, someone who is mistakenly confident in their own intellectual capacity.

I'd rather eat glass than vote for that rollertard.

rollertard by Jodizzle October 6, 2005

rollerdad 

One who loves all aspects of the game of roller hockey, including off-rink shenanigans.

Criteria include:

1) The love of "wheelin" both on and off of the floor

(see wheel, definitions 1 and 3 for a full understanding)

2) A common understanding that everything is "for the boys"

3) The desire to "eat pucks," or what is commonly known as block shots

4) Other criteria such as great flow, etc. also important

a) Did you guys hear Shannon got the rollerdad special last night?

b) Clint, your flow is unreal.. you are such a rollerdad.

c) Chad told his ice hockey coach he's skipping practice to go wheel. What a rollerdad.

rollerdad by therollerdad September 27, 2014

rolltard 

-n- a board game player who rolls the dice off the game board and onto the floor, or any non-target surface.

*While playing Monopoly, Luis rolls the dice. They roll off the board and skitter across the floor*

Jordan: Way to go, rolltard!

rolltard by TJO December 22, 2008

Roletard 

(rohl-tahrd)
n. A person who takes a roleplaying game way too seriously, but sucks at roleplaying in general.

A: My character is Lawful Good and would never do such a thing!
B: Lawful good? Really? Roletard...

Roletard by Vendelt December 21, 2008

rollerbalding 

Middle aged balding men who are recently divorced who take up roller blading long after it was gay to do so.

Wow. I haven't seen John in awhile have you? Yes I saw him down at the waterfront park . He was rollerbalding. I think he divorced and he's now rollerbalding for stick.

rollerbalding by Stinkin' linkin' October 31, 2013

rollerboarding

a word made up by alex to replace the word skateboarding because its thought a curse put apon the word skateboarding that means everytime it is said, it will rain.
the word was then stolen by rats at the skatepark under the name of jasper and ben

1)shall we go rollerboarding the weather is fine
2)those rats from the skatepark jasper and ben stole our word rollerboarding!
3)shall we go skateboarding *thunder clap*
you fool! its rollerboarding!!

rollerboarding by Sophie Cox January 13, 2008