jasper

the perfect example of what a nice person should be. he’s kind, funny and well rounded all together. a lot of girls like him, especially one in particular that he has no idea about. the crush is killing her because she knows that he would never go for her. but jasper is also oblivious so he doesn’t even notice
jasper is such a great guy i wish he liked me
by matco22 August 16, 2018
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a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. charming so you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor
*sigh of bitterness and frustration* i dont know what to do im so confused and dont know what to do. i really like jasper but hes so confusing!!! i need to get over him but hes so charming and something about him so entirely loveable.
by fedmsb April 03, 2011
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cum in my panties jasper
by daryldddd 32 November 21, 2018
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he is an extremely nice guy who will lie just because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings, he will say sorry way to much and he is easy to have a crush on. He will pity himself but he is actually really amazing, he will go out of his way to help others. He is also extremely cute and otaku, I love him and he is the best person ever <3
"is that a JASPER because they blew me away"
by ota - cool April 01, 2014
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Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.
I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.
by memelovingfuck69 October 23, 2015
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Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.
Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.
by Iowa dogg June 22, 2005
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A prison term used as slang for a black lesbian in the 1970's and -80's. It is uncommon today.
"I have no problem with being a dyke, but I still feel utter revulsion the second I hear the word 'jasper'"
by Axel Edgren September 03, 2005
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