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1. The name of the coolest fucking person alive, usually one to have sex with all of your friends' girlfriends

2. Someone with a huge penis

3. One who owns all others at everything forever
I can't believe you had sex with my girlfriend Jasper, you motherfucker! It's okay though, cuz you're Jasper.

Girl: Holy shit! That is one huge dick!
Boy: I know, I'm a Jasper.

Dude, you are such a jasper
by god man April 03, 2008
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One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Not only is he kind and courteous, but he is brighter than the sun and one of the best friends you will ever have. His smile will melt you, as well as his personality. He has a way with words and will be a lasting impression on your life so make sure to MAKE the memories happen so you can savour them to your heart's desire. If you underestimate him, it is your loss.
Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?

Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.

Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
by RaspberrySmoothie November 06, 2011
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a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. charming so you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..

not persistent. inconsistent when it comes to love.

changes moods easily; moody.

greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

if you catch a jasper he will be faithful to the end and extremely charming and adorable. very musically talented and has a wonderful sense of humor
*sigh of bitterness and frustration* i dont know what to do im so confused and dont know what to do. i really like jasper but hes so confusing!!! i need to get over him but hes so charming and something about him so entirely loveable.
by fedmsb April 02, 2011
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Jaspers - What people from the country call wasps or bees.
" Watch out for the Jaspers!!!"
"Them Jaspers gonna sting you"
" Bloody Jaspers in my Pint"
by BestBowden September 03, 2009
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Jasper is a human (we are not sure of gender) who makes little sense and we are all certain he is a sociopath.

"It's not a free country when I'm around"
"I'm not wanking. I'm face wanking"
"Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is yes"
"You're not making much sense today... A Jasper day"
by 68916620 October 07, 2017
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he is an extremely nice guy who will lie just because he doesn't want to hurt your feelings, he will say sorry way to much and he is easy to have a crush on. He will pity himself but he is actually really amazing, he will go out of his way to help others. He is also extremely cute and otaku, I love him and he is the best person ever <3
"is that a JASPER because they blew me away"
by ota - cool March 31, 2014
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Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.
I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.
by memelovingfuck69 December 17, 2015
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