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Something you put in your eyes when you smoke the reefer
Pass me the rohtos bro, i'm fucked up
rohtos by Andrew $ December 16, 2008
Words you can keep
eye drops that leave your eyeballs in a state of euphoria especially after use of marijuana
i was hella stoned when my friend whipped out some rohto-v so our eyes could feel immense pleasure
rohto-v by hoefshow January 28, 2008
Gods true gift to stoners. The best eye drops on the market. They come in a distinct bottle with a emerald green cap. They have a unique feeling once they are applied to the eye. It is often compared to as mouthwash for the eyes.
1: Have you ever tried Rohto?
2: No
1:Here
2: WOW it feels like mouthwash for the eyes. DANK!
rohto by Chris Diamond April 15, 2006

Rohto tripping 

Verb
1. Tripping on rohto
2. Experiencing the intense, 20-25 second long sensations of using rohto brand eyedrops. Often accompanied by significant tearing and rubbing of the eyes.
Yo, take hold of the wheel, I can't see, I'm rohto tripping.

You're crying like a little girl, is this the first time you've rohto tripped?
Rhotos is a brand of eyedrops that stings like a bitch when applied to the eye. The amount of pain varies user to user, but it is often excruciating to most users. It comes in different "strength" levels, such as cool, ice, artic, etc. They are frequently used by marijuana smokers who wants to clarify their red eyes after getting high.
Smoker 1: Dude, do you have any eyedrops?
Smoker 2: Yeah sure, I got some Rhotos.
Smoker 1: Dudeeee, it hurts like a mah fakka!
Smoker 2: Stop being a pussy and suck it up.
Rhotos by U2Balls November 28, 2010
Magical eye drops that can turn even the most bloodshot eyes as white as snow. The rohto-v ice works best for this effect, as it feels like a thousand cool breezes flowing into your eyes. If it is your first time you may want to use the green kind, although your friend may call you a (), seeing as how it is for pussies.
Mike: Damn, that j gave you both pink eye, use my rohto-v ice to clear it up

Nick: Oh, it feels like a thousand cool breezes flowing into my eyes...

Kyle: Damn this shit hurts, do you have the green kind of rohto?

Mike: Kyle, you are a ()

Nick: ()

V: ()

Kyle: Fuck you V!

V: Why is it always fuck me?
Rohto-V by Micky Rose April 21, 2009

Rohtojaculate 

The orgasmic feeling one gets in their eye as he/she uses Rohto eye drops.
Hey, I just Rohtojaculated my pants. Who knew these eyedrops could be this awesome.
Rohtojaculate by felony06 April 15, 2010
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