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California Eyedrops

The sexual act of ejaculating in a man/woman's eyeball, specifically using the last remaining drops of semen, aiming for the target's pupils.
1: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a nasty dose of California Eyedrops last night.
2: Nice man!
1. I know, she didn't even see it coming!

sticky eyedrops 

When someone comes in ones eyes
Oh i cant see i got sticky eyedrops
sticky eyedrops by Wozwa112 February 14, 2017

Sticky Eyedrops 

When one cums into another's eyelids.
"Shup you before I give you some sticky eyedrops!"
Sticky Eyedrops by Wozwa112 February 14, 2017

eyedropping 

The act of looking at another person's Instant Messenger or text messaging conversation. Much like eavesdropping only slightly more annoying. Generally done by parents, younger siblings, nosy friends, etc.
Ahhhh! God! Stop eyedropping on my convo! Stupid sister...
eyedropping by Steveeeeeeeeee February 5, 2008

Eye-drops 

When towards the end of oral fellacio, a man would hold the females eyelids open and ejaculate into the womens eyes. Giving the appearance of having thick eye-drops in her eyes.
Man I gave that girl some mad eye-drops last night, I yelled "don't forget your visine bitch!!
Eye-drops by WeezyWee December 29, 2010

Swedish Eye Drops 

When you have a guy cum into eyes as a form of eye drops:
Honey, my eyes are kind of dry. Can you do that Swedish Eye Drops thing?
Swedish Eye Drops by Billcosbyeatme September 16, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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