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rofsbmnhfltm 

Rolling On the Floor Screaming Because My Nuts Hurt From Laughing Too Much.
After a long day in lunch, Michael and Jason were rofsbmnhfltm-ing at the creation of the acronym.
rofsbmnhfltm by Jasozan March 4, 2010
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rofsd • rofld • Rofldog • rowsdower • Rofd • rofsmd • rofida • Rofldom • rolsda • rossdaboss
Rolling On Floor Slaying Pussy.

this is the act of rolling on the floor while having sex with a women/cat.
Dude Sam is so off the heazy he ROFSP every day.
ROFSP by Sam Kelly 0432806055 September 29, 2010

Rowsdower 

The most Canadian-beer-drinkinist, acid-washed-jeans-wearinist, hockey-hair-havinist tub of action this side of Quebec!
ROWSDOWER!
-Troy, in the most classic line if all cinema history
Rowsdower by Mattersy January 9, 2004
Roll On the Floor Dying of Laughin.
you;Dawg Lastnight i banged this chick, she turned out to be a shemale.

me; ROFDOL!!
ROFDOL by Heatz December 6, 2009
Rolling On the Floor Like Draco Malfoy.

Refers to the fan-made production "A Very Potter Musical" in which the character of Draco Malfoy, played by Lauren Lopez, often rolls around on the floor for no apparent reason.
Person 1: WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?
Person 2: *rofldm*
ROFLDM by themomerath September 6, 2010

Rowsdower 

The Canadian equivalent of Joe Don Baker.
Rowsdower and Joe Don Baker were seperated at birth and sent to neighboring countries.
Rowsdower by Dan February 7, 2004
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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