ROFSMD

Rolling on the floor sucking my dick.

Started on Gamefaqs.com Poll of the Day board by Kinesbud989. Originally as ROFSMP (rolling on the floor sucking my penis), it was given a dedicated topic by AlteredBeast and changed to ROFSMD

Can be used towards one's self using "my", or for others with "their"...such as "They are ROFSTD".

ROFSMD by AlteredBeast March 11, 2005

rofsmd

Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Originated on GameFAQs. How? No one knows.

On the PotD forum, everyone was saying, "ROFSMD." I was like WTF?

rofsmd by KingOleg March 10, 2005

rofsmd

Rolling on floor sucking my dick.

Changed from ROFSMP on GameFAQs and quickly caught on. How? No one knows.

On the PotD forum, everyone was ROFSMD. I was like WTF?

rofsmd by KingOleg May 13, 2005

rofsmslmao 

Rolling On the Floor Shitting MySelf Laughing My Ass Off.

The newest term indicating to the person you are typing to that you are laughing. It is also a protest against other terms of the same nature (such as 'lol', 'lmao', 'pmsl', 'rofl', 'roflmao') which have now become so over-used that their meaning have been rendered negligible. 'Rofsmslmao' as a rule must only ever be used if you are actually laughing (and not just giggling but literally wetting yourself) therefore this indicates to the person that they really have said/shown you/done something funny. It must also be spelt correctly otherwise it can lead to great confusion - e.g: rolling my ass off shitting on myself the laughing floor.

John: "So..."
Jimmothy: "rofsmslmao"
John: "wtf you think you're doing saying 'rofsmslmao' dude? I didn't even say something funny. Asshole"

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Frank: "Hey get this, I spiked Mr.Jones's coffee with ecstasy in Maths today, and he was totally trippin' out halfway through algebra!"
Kenobi: "rofsmslmao"
Frank: "wtf's 'rofsmslmao'?"
Kenobi: "It's my new word, it means rolling on the floor shitting myself laughing my ass off, it's so I don't have to say 'lol' all the time"
Frank: "rfolmaosmls"
Kenobi: "Forget it"

rofsmslmao by Owainmeredith December 14, 2008

ROFLMDMFAO

"Roll on floor laughing my damn mother fuckin ass off"

My mom slipped on sugar honey and i was roflmdmfao.

ROFLMDMFAO by Mat Buz October 8, 2003

ROFJMD

Acronym for Rolling On the Floor Jacking My Dick. Used when something is too funny to use, lol, lmao, rofl, ect...

Used in a sentence- ROFJMD, that was the funniest crap I've ever seen.

ROFJMD by Haywood Jablome 69 August 8, 2010

ROFSMOD 

Rolling on the floor sucking my own dick.

Qpido : Sup?
Gohla : ROFSMOD

ROFSMOD by Qpido Forbidden February 3, 2004