roflcock 

verb, noun

verb: to laugh at something that is anyway related to a man's genitala

noun: a joke that in some way relates to a mans genitalia

ted: did you see Jacob with the bone in the shower after gym?
tim: ya, roflcock

Jim McMahon: I am the badest man on the planet.
Viewer: Such roflcock

roflcock by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

Roflcock 

n. the act of rolling around laughing at a guy's one-inch wonder

Alice: Did you see Matt's tiny friend?
Katie: Yeah. It was a total roflcock moment.

Roflcock by Informational Pleasure October 16, 2009

Roflcock Award 

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.

Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.

Roflcock Award by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

ROFLROCKET 

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )

The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.

ROFLROCKET by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009

Roflcockslap 

The action of cock-slapping someone while rolling on floor laughing, usually at them or at their exspense. Commonly used in online games by the victorious to the defeated.

"Wow I am going to have to roflcockslap your team now kiddo"

Roflcockslap by The Real BigCat March 27, 2009

ROFL Cock 

When someone is having oral sex and their partner tickles the other person's the penis and/or scrotum until they cum.

"My girlfriend gave me a ROFL Cock last night, I laughed so hard, I came all over."

ROFL Cock by cokmonkeyy April 6, 2010

Rolfcock 

Bigger than childbirth, also known to be called a cheese wheel.

There was a man who frequented gay bars going around giving everyone the Rolfcock

Rolfcock by Someonec00lerthanyou March 19, 2024