Rolfcock 

Bigger than childbirth, also known to be called a cheese wheel.

There was a man who frequented gay bars going around giving everyone the Rolfcock

Rolfcock by Someonec00lerthanyou March 19, 2024

Roflcockslap 

The action of cock-slapping someone while rolling on floor laughing, usually at them or at their exspense. Commonly used in online games by the victorious to the defeated.

"Wow I am going to have to roflcockslap your team now kiddo"

Roflcockslap by The Real BigCat March 27, 2009

Roflcock Award 

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.

Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.

Roflcock Award by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

roflcock 

verb, noun

verb: to laugh at something that is anyway related to a man's genitala

noun: a joke that in some way relates to a mans genitalia

ted: did you see Jacob with the bone in the shower after gym?
tim: ya, roflcock

Jim McMahon: I am the badest man on the planet.
Viewer: Such roflcock

roflcock by rmarz247 May 30, 2008

Roflcock 

n. the act of rolling around laughing at a guy's one-inch wonder

Alice: Did you see Matt's tiny friend?
Katie: Yeah. It was a total roflcock moment.

Roflcock by Informational Pleasure October 16, 2009