roflbrick 

A brick that can be thrown physically or mentally at a person to make this other person laugh.

Person #1: Why aren't you laughing at my jokes?
Person #2: IDK
Person #1: Here take this roflbrick
Person #2: Ow...HAHAHAHAHA

roflbrick by denandershaw July 16, 2011

roflbrick 

Something which is completely unfunny and creates an awkward silence. Opposite of a roflcopter.

shit joke...

*silence*

"what a roflbrick

roflbrick by shimmy dee July 30, 2011

ROFLROCKET 

The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __\||/____......
.\\...............|'-|--| .\\....\.....
..\ \_...........|--|---|..\\ ....\....
../ L \____,/-------\___\___\
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,\..
..\ L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )

The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.

ROFLROCKET by ShogaNinja February 19, 2009

roflstick 

metaphor; for one to feel the experience of the sensation to beat up a hobo using a jew stick while laughing on the floor, 20x`s better than roflcopter.

fuck your roflcopter i got my rofltick
i feel like roflsticking right now

roflstick by lilrakus23 December 20, 2009

ROFLTICKETS 

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.

Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!

ROFLTICKETS by kerbinator December 19, 2005

roflcrackers 

Even more awesome than lolsauce, normally combined with lolsauce to indicate unstoppable awesomeness

That was so awesome I need to put some lolsauce on my roflcrackers

roflcrackers by The roflcracker February 4, 2009

rollrick 

Noun. The assclown who perpetrates a rickroll.

Don’t click links from Daryl. Dude’s an unapologetic rollrick.

rollrick by Loco Moe Shunn September 12, 2022