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roflstick 

Just another word on the end of rofl which may actually mean something in "leet speak"
"roflstick, that guy got owned"
"Let me slap you with my roflstick"
roflstick by Mattish May 9, 2006

roflbrick 

A brick that can be thrown physically or mentally at a person to make this other person laugh.
Person #1: Why aren't you laughing at my jokes?
Person #2: IDK
Person #1: Here take this roflbrick
Person #2: Ow...HAHAHAHAHA
roflbrick by denandershaw July 16, 2011

realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes
1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?
realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

ROFLTICKETS 

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!
ROFLTICKETS by kerbinator December 19, 2005

roflstiltskin 

1. A crack against the roflchopper and lollerskates.

2. Used derogotively as a way to say somethings funny, but the person doing it is not the reason why.

3. Any event in which someone who has been verbally abused, causes laughter and glee in onlookers.
"Roflstiltskin Batman! The Jokers choking on the Todd Rod. What happens when he gets the Todd Wad?"

"Jimmy is a roflstiltskin of a man..."
"rolling on floor laughing, scaring the cat"
a suffix to the good ol' Rofl
A:'rofl!'
B:'roflstc!'
roflstc by Gees6335 September 10, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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