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roflstick 

metaphor; for one to feel the experience of the sensation to beat up a hobo using a jew stick while laughing on the floor, 20x`s better than roflcopter.
fuck your roflcopter i got my rofltick
i feel like roflsticking right now
roflstick by lilrakus23 December 20, 2009
Words you can keep

roflstick 

Just another word on the end of rofl which may actually mean something in "leet speak"
"roflstick, that guy got owned"
"Let me slap you with my roflstick"
roflstick by Mattish May 9, 2006

roflbrick 

A brick that can be thrown physically or mentally at a person to make this other person laugh.
Person #1: Why aren't you laughing at my jokes?
Person #2: IDK
Person #1: Here take this roflbrick
Person #2: Ow...HAHAHAHAHA
roflbrick by denandershaw July 16, 2011

realsticky 

a portmanteau word - realistically + sticky = in reality a situation that may lend itself to complex or unfortunate outcomes
1,000 feet? How close is the bar realsticky? Is it close-close or nine subway stops and a cab "close." Am I going to end up there blacked out getting humped in a corner, realsticky?
realsticky by DrewDown91 April 16, 2015

ROFLTICKETS 

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.
Me: OMG that was hilarious!
Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!
ROFLTICKETS by kerbinator December 19, 2005

roflstiltskin 

1. A crack against the roflchopper and lollerskates.

2. Used derogotively as a way to say somethings funny, but the person doing it is not the reason why.

3. Any event in which someone who has been verbally abused, causes laughter and glee in onlookers.
"Roflstiltskin Batman! The Jokers choking on the Todd Rod. What happens when he gets the Todd Wad?"

"Jimmy is a roflstiltskin of a man..."
"rolling on floor laughing, scaring the cat"
a suffix to the good ol' Rofl
A:'rofl!'
B:'roflstc!'
roflstc by Gees6335 September 10, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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