roflajo 

rolling on floor laughing and jacking off
an action that one takes when there are told something hilarious while they are in the process of masturbating. I takes a lot of hand-eye coordination

Jon was watching 2 girls 1 cup when Henry told him a joke about minority's. Jon roflajo'd all over the place.

roflajo by uberchode69 May 2, 2008

ROFLWJO 

Roll On Floor Laughing While Jacking Off. This occurs when an extremely hot bitch tells you a funny joke. You cannot resist to laugh, and you have the urge to jack off. For females this turns into ROFLWFO, Roll On Floor Lauging While Fingering Oneself

Eric: Dude that hot bitch told me a joke, i totally ROFLWJO.
Brandon: Haha, did she ROFLWFO too?
Eric: Yeah then we had butt sex
Brandon: OMG

ROFLWJO by eric517707 August 10, 2010

roflaomf 

rofl all over my face!

Ali: (texting) OMG christian my birfday is tomorrow!

Christian: O shit i completely forgot ROFLAOMF!

Ali: You would forget... deck!?

roflaomf by waflmasta October 27, 2009

roflao 

rolling on floor laughing ass off

Bob: (tells conclusion of hilarious joke)
Me: roflao

roflao by IllyriaIllyar March 19, 2009

roflmajofl 

This word is typically used by the utterly homosexual crowds declaring ones desire to rofl another's majofl. Also said as rofl majofl.

Bill: I'd so rofl his majofl
Harry: roflmajofl

roflmajofl by DarkKnight72 August 21, 2008

ROFLjob 

IT involves four parts, first you finger a girl, then you shove you dick up in her pussy, then you fuck her up the anal, NO LUBE INVOLVED, then she gives you a blowjob,( all in one sitting, btw)

This kid named Heather, got a ROFLjob saturday night from a kid named jamie.

ROFLjob by finger, girl, shove, dick, fuck January 15, 2008

Roflazoid 

What nerds say when they try cocaine for the first time. Could also work for when they try pot.

People who say Roflazoid will not stop until they get to a computer store which balences out the highness, and brings him to a new high of Roflcopter, which s safe

Timmy-ROFLAZOID!!!
Jon- WE GOT TO GET YOU TO A COMPUTER STORE!!
Bill-911 We have a high nerd, WHAT DO WE DO!!!?!!
Timmy-Roflzoid!

Roflazoid by Boom Bam December 31, 2008