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roflzoe'd
1. to rofl so hard that everyone hates you and loses every shred of respect for you and makes fun of your tight shirts and short shorts. 2. you can't keep a boyfriend and get all depressed when it's over even though everyone saw it coming, and you should have too. 3. you fail.
Oh man, I just roflzoe'd so bad that I'll be a homeless, friendless bum and/or loser for te rest of my life.
roflzoe'd by angry bando April 14, 2010
ROFLjob
IT involves four parts, first you finger a girl, then you shove you dick up in her pussy, then you fuck her up the anal, NO LUBE INVOLVED, then she gives you a blowjob,( all in one sitting, btw)
ROFLjob by finger, girl, shove, dick, fuck January 15, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable