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roflzoe'd
1. to rofl so hard that everyone hates you and loses every shred of respect for you and makes fun of your tight shirts and short shorts. 2. you can't keep a boyfriend and get all depressed when it's over even though everyone saw it coming, and you should have too. 3. you fail.
Oh man, I just roflzoe'd so bad that I'll be a homeless, friendless bum and/or loser for te rest of my life.
roflzoe'd by angry bando April 14, 2010
ROFLjob
IT involves four parts, first you finger a girl, then you shove you dick up in her pussy, then you fuck her up the anal, NO LUBE INVOLVED, then she gives you a blowjob,( all in one sitting, btw)
ROFLjob by finger, girl, shove, dick, fuck January 15, 2008
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