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Rocktoons.com 

A website dedicated to capturing the best bands of rock, metal, punk and otherwise in cartoon/art form. It has become a mecca for budding artists and musicians to discuss bands, albums and general music/teen related issues.
Hey, did you see Jordi's new Queen toon at Rocktoons.com? It's beezer!
Rocktoons.com by Chris-py April 28, 2005

Rocktopotomus 

Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.
"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."

"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"
Rocktopotomus by Pruu December 13, 2005

Rocktopus 

A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.

Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.

The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?

Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
Rocktopus by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011

rocktoons.com 

the gayest website for wall paper, you are the biggest fuckup in the whole damn world if you look at this shithead website like gavin gist the male fuckup
if u look at this website ur damn name is fuckupurmom
reece dunton looks at this and got fucked by a male
rocktoons.com by reece dunton April 11, 2005

rocktopus 

A indie rock band from Portland, ME. They are led by Spencer Albee.
Listens to good music 1: "Dude, have you bought that new Rocktopus album."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."
rocktopus by Not Zach V. April 4, 2005

Rocktopus 

The living embodiment of the second coming of Jesus, look up images of the great rocktopus and make it your wallpaper forever.
Joe:rocktopus
Joe 2: rocktopus
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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