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Rocktoons.com 

A website dedicated to capturing the best bands of rock, metal, punk and otherwise in cartoon/art form. It has become a mecca for budding artists and musicians to discuss bands, albums and general music/teen related issues.
Hey, did you see Jordi's new Queen toon at Rocktoons.com? It's beezer!
Rocktoons.com by Chris-py April 28, 2005

Rocktopotomus 

Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.
"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."

"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"
Rocktopotomus by Pruu December 13, 2005

Rocktopus 

A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.

Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.

The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?

Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
Rocktopus by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011

rocktoons.com 

the gayest website for wall paper, you are the biggest fuckup in the whole damn world if you look at this shithead website like gavin gist the male fuckup
if u look at this website ur damn name is fuckupurmom
reece dunton looks at this and got fucked by a male
rocktoons.com by reece dunton April 11, 2005

rocktopus 

A indie rock band from Portland, ME. They are led by Spencer Albee.
Listens to good music 1: "Dude, have you bought that new Rocktopus album."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."
rocktopus by Not Zach V. April 4, 2005

Rocktopus 

The living embodiment of the second coming of Jesus, look up images of the great rocktopus and make it your wallpaper forever.
Joe:rocktopus
Joe 2: rocktopus