A Rocktapuss is an octopus with a Dwayne the Rock Johnson head at the top instead of the usable octopus body usually 3D printed or molded ect. P.S very hot and sexy his tentacle are like the best tentacular penis hentai.
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Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.
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by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008
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Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.
The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.
The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?
Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?
Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
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