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rocktapuss

A Rocktapuss is an octopus with a Dwayne the Rock Johnson head at the top instead of the usable octopus body usually 3D printed or molded ect. P.S very hot and sexy his tentacle are like the best tentacular penis hentai.
Check it out I 3d printed a Rocktapuss and he is very sexy it make me horny
by TETICULARHENTAI;) June 18, 2022
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Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.
"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"
by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012
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jocktapuss

Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.
There goes so and so, dancing like a true jocktapuss.
by Ausdawg July 26, 2018
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Cocktapuss

One who technicaly has eight penis's.

A dude who is such a fucking stud.
Man, if i could have one wish, i would want to be a Cocktapus!

Shit man, I was such a Cocktapuss last night, I fucked three different chicks!!!
by Oliver, Derek, Max February 3, 2008
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Rocktopus

A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.

Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.

The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?

Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011
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rocktopus

A indie rock band from Portland, ME. They are led by Spencer Albee.
Listens to good music 1: "Dude, have you bought that new Rocktopus album."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."
by Not Zach V. April 4, 2005
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Rocktopus

The living embodiment of the second coming of Jesus, look up images of the great rocktopus and make it your wallpaper forever.
Joe:rocktopus
Joe 2: rocktopus
by Youngboy Better 6969 March 18, 2022
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