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I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.
Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

rockitude 

The level or quantity of rock a person, place, or thing possesses.
Jimmy Page's Gibson EDS 1275 has an amazing amount of rockitude.
rockitude by iplaywithmadness August 20, 2006

rectitude 

That serious, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
The proctologist pulled on the latex glove and approached his patient with rectitude.
rectitude by Socrates52 October 18, 2013

rectitude 

rightness, what happens after you do something morally correct. when you judge correctly in a moral situation. Righteousness.

rectitudinous-adj
i didn't want to punch him because it held little rectitude for me.

i have rectitude because i chose to save my brother instead of a bag of money.

stop being rectitudinous! you're making us all look like immoral thugs.
rectitude by thebabybunny December 10, 2008

Ratitude 

The greatest album ever created by man. Featuring kinky songs like "I'm Your Daddy," the beautiful duet "If you're Wondering if I want you to," and the greatest song known to man: "Can't Stop Partying." The album was created by the band Weezer.
Anti-Weezer man: Weezer sucks!

Weezer fan: What about Ratitude?

Anti-Weezer man: Nevermind, Weezer rocks! I can't stop partying!
Ratitude by funnybird5 August 6, 2020

recktitude 

The attitude of going into an online player vs player match with the mindstate of getting rekt for funzys!
Recktitude is when a PvP match starts and the first thing out of your mouth, "We are going to get rekt."
recktitude by Heidelbezee April 19, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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