rockball 

RockBall - the game where rock, man and ball meets to redefine gravity.

The game is played by a minimum of 2 players (no maximum), a minimum of 1 ball (no maximum) and 1 rock formation (no maximum).

One player is the thrower and one or more is the receiver. The intention is to create the most complex series of bounces between the thrower and the receiver, which gives a score between 1 and 10, based on difficulty and decided by the spectators.

First played at the epic Jump Island outside Sickas, Norway.

'Bro, u killed it at a RockBall with that 2 wall 1 hand catch today! Pussy gonna cum running for u!'

rockball by hellobeezys July 27, 2019

Rockbelly 

1. To excel in any given area with no experience.

2. To be innately excellent at a given task without prior training or experience. Especially in regards to physical prowess.

3. To be a hard man/woman for no apparent reason.

Origin:
Originally from biology, where the belly and throat of land mammals are the main targets for predators. Some individual animals were observed to repeatedly escape attacks from predators (large cats etc.) despite having no obvious physical advantages. Biologists joked that these individuals had “rock for bellys” and predators could not bite into them.

Phrase has been bastardised and is common among weightlifters and body builders. Can also occasionally be seen in internet forums

"Man I work out all the time, but Mark still kicked my ass"
"He rockbellyed you good....... bitch"

"I challenged Jenna to a match in MW2, she had never played before. But she pwnd the shit out of me. She was a total rockbelly! "

Rockbelly by HammerTime5533 May 3, 2010

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition

According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Rockwall Heath Highschool 

A school mostly filled with snobby rich kids who think the shoes you wear determine your popularity. All girls here are absolute hoes, and think they're royalty. Everywhere you turn theres crackheads in the corner smoking julls. We've gotten threatened to get shot up at least 2 times. Gotta love Rockwall Heath! Oh yah and Rockwall highschool sucks ass!!

Gotta love Rockwall Heath Highschool! Oh yah and Rockwall Highschool sucks ass!

Rockwall Heath Highschool by Skskskheieheoen February 26, 2019

Winry Rockbell 

Winry Rockbell is the childhood friend of Edward and Alphonse Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. She is a skilled automail mechanic and engineer--she made Edward's right arm and left leg when he had made a mistake from human transmuation.

Winry lives in the quiet countryside of Resembool, where she was raised by her grandmother from her dad's side. Her parents were brilliant doctors who helped out in the Ishvalan civil war, and they were killed by their own Ishvalan patient--Scar (who, at that time, was unconscious).

Winry is not only there because she is Ed's mechanic, but she is the constant support of both Ed and Al, and she represents the "normal" person of the FMA society.

Not only did she give Edward an arm and a leg, but she also helped a mother deliver a baby, saving both of their lives. She helped Al make up with Edward after they had a quarrel. Winry also helped rid Scar's (who had killed her parents) vengeance against State Alchemists--she actually tends to his wounds, and she cleverly uses herself as a "hostage" of Scar to distract the enemy.

In the end, she is an important part to the plot in FMA, and without her, some things would have been left out or changed completely.

Winry accepts Edward's proposal two years later after the defeat of the antagonist in FMA (Father), and they get married and have two children (an older boy and a younger girl) in the future.

FMA fan 1: "You know Winry Rockbell from FMA?"

FMA fan 2: "That one mechanic that's always paired up with Ed? She's sooo useless! She never does anything important, and she's only there to be Ed's mechanic. And Ed's MINE!"

FMA fan 1: "Uh, go read the manga...because obviously, you're still a newbie to FMA."

Winry Rockbell by FMA_geek July 14, 2010

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One 

There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two

According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One 

Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.

The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018