Roching

Verb. To look at oneself in a mirror, while masturbating, and pointing at the mirror (at ones own reflection) while saying "You the man, you the man (insert name of person)!"

Person 1: "Did you hear about Billy?"
Person 2: "No, what did he do!?"
Person 1: "He was caught roching in Harry's house on Friday!"
Person 2: "FUCK! Embarrassing for him. He's weird for even doing that shit!"

by longy92 April 10, 2011

roche

Better then you.

Roche is the best that there is.

by Matt Roche July 18, 2003

Rochely

Rochely is a sweet, kind, crazy person. She loves food and seeing people happy at all times. She spams you and will do what ever she can to get your attention. Just don’t break her heart because she usually has a crazy friend named Jacky that will find out where you fucking live . :)

“ Rochely is really awesome “

by Fhfjjdjdjbd November 13, 2019

Roch

Roch is a shortened version of the name of the city Rochester, Minnesota. The Roch metropolitan area spans many smaller towns and communities. A quick way to tell if a person is from one of these smaller towns is if they actually us this word and refer to Rochester as Roch. No one from Rochester actually uses the word Roch. People from Rochester would refer to the city by it's name, or in slang terms the 507, referring to the entire area code of southern MN.

Small towner 1: I'm headed into Roch for a party tonight, it's gonna b sick.

Small towner 2: Hell yea bro, these Kasson corn field parties suck, Roch is awesome.

Rochesterite: God you guys are posers.

Small Towner 1: Whatev, let's go kill some time in Roch and cruise broadway.

by Itscoldhere March 29, 2012

Roche

Waking up in the morning and realizing that the last thing you ate is Taco Bell and Dairy Queen, so that can only mean one thing. What's about to happen in the bathroom is going to wake up the entire family to the sound of playing the toilet trumpet.

Nothing like a little Roche to start the day. I knew that fourth meal was a bad idea.

by StirringUpTrouble January 20, 2015

Roch

1. To get beaten, to get done, had or coned

2. To have something stolen

Derived from ''Rochdale'' when Leyton Orient got beaten by them 4-1.

1. Damn we just got roched by Rochdale.

2. I am going to roch a car tonight

by Leyton_1000 August 21, 2005

Roch

ratchet, hip, turnt person(s)

Damn did you see Norren reach for that door, she's roch

by 195845 April 14, 2014