Roching

Verb. To look at oneself in a mirror, while masturbating, and pointing at the mirror (at ones own reflection) while saying "You the man, you the man (insert name of person)!"

Person 1: "Did you hear about Billy?"
Person 2: "No, what did he do!?"
Person 1: "He was caught roching in Harry's house on Friday!"
Person 2: "FUCK! Embarrassing for him. He's weird for even doing that shit!"

by longy92 April 28, 2011

roching

To virtually speak to someone in many separate messages.

Daniel says:
*LOL
*funny
*send me it
*after
*and put how
*to

*pronounce
*rho-ch
*roach

Man, you're always roching me!

by helgamuncher October 8, 2011

rocking chair winner

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.

Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!

by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Rooching

Someone who dates, or is with a girl because he knows he can't do any better than her or won't try. Someone who is rooching is considered a Rooch.

A: Man, what is Ryan doing over there with that fifty year old fat chick, he shouldn't settle for that?
B: Meh, Hes rooching.
A: what a Rooch.

by orepsmaharg June 21, 2011

Rocking Soccer

The kind of game that will make you say 'rocking' in front of everything...

Also, the kind of game that will keep you up all night trying to figure out why your team lost to a trash squad.

Rocking Soccer... The game for rocking laddies

*WARNING* Your friends may make fun of you, but you just gotta remember that people made fun of Jesus too.

Person A: "Dude, this party is rocking lit!"
Person B: "Huh?"
Person A: "Oh sorry man, I just got rocking soccer on my mind!"

by rockinglad98 October 25, 2016

Rocking a Piss

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.

"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."

by nickyslicky69 December 6, 2019

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

by Dancerooster October 12, 2021