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Rooching 

Someone who dates, or is with a girl because he knows he can't do any better than her or won't try. Someone who is rooching is considered a Rooch.
A: Man, what is Ryan doing over there with that fifty year old fat chick, he shouldn't settle for that?
B: Meh, Hes rooching.
A: what a Rooch.
Rooching by orepsmaharg June 21, 2011
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Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.
I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.
Wife roaching by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

roaching 

The small, remaining ends of marijuana cigarettes are called roaches. Avid marijuana users often save the ends for a rainy day, as they have concentrated amounts of resin and THC. "Roaching" is the act of gathering these ends, smoking them, and getting extremely high.
We ran out of weed, man, so we're roaching.
roaching by Ophelia Corsinicus October 27, 2005

roaching 

when someone sneaks behind other people's backs to manipulate them for their own benefit. Like cockroaches, they run whenever the lights are turned on. A couple of people in particular were my inspiration for this term.
when someone goes behind your back to try to turn a situation to their advantage, that person is roaching.
roaching by roach hater May 21, 2011

roaching 

Verb - The act of begging or looking for handouts. Broke people who never have anything and always want what you have.
If there's one thing I can't stand is roaching ass women at the club always trying to get a free drink.
roaching by Donae' November 27, 2007

roaching 

Saving a marijuana cigarette butt (roach) to smoke later.
"I'm roaching this for later."
roaching by lectricmania November 3, 2005

roaching 

A dog that lays on its back with all four legs in the air--like a dead cockroach--is commonly described as "roaching."
Fido is roaching on the couch.
roaching by ECGM October 19, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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