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Lobstitute 

A ho with a whack ass sunburn
That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

Roomstitute 

A user who enters a chatroom, streaming room, forum etc., and without permission from the owner or moderator of said room begins self advertising and/or dropping web-links to their own chat room, stream, server etc. ; essentially prostituting themselves in your chatroom or stream room.
So this Roomstitue comes into my stream chat and just starts dropping links to their own stream! I would have been alright with it if that dumbass Roomstitute had asked for permission first, but by just doing it like that I was like,"yeah buddy don't just barge in and fuck my couch... That's my couch to fuck!" What a fucking asshole, bitch-ass, self-promoting Roomstitute!
Roomstitute by Spikey P. December 10, 2016

lobstitute 

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.
Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.
lobstitute by justintimer September 10, 2009

Rosstitution 

Rosstitution: A form of male prostitution. This is commonly reffered to from the infmaous Rosstitute, or a gay man that pretends to be straight.
Rosstitution was first found by the infamous man whore Rosstitute
Rosstitution by Dylan Horrocks January 7, 2008

Jobstitute

(n.) Someone who is frequently changing their job and or holding more than one job.
My friend Crystal is currently working at two salons and has worked various side jobs including the counter at a crepe bakery(two different ones), a job as a sandwich artist, a job at a burger joint, and a barista. All of these job titles were held within one year. Crystal is a complete and outright jobstitute.
Jobstitute by Madame Pentagram September 1, 2012

rostitution 

The practice of engaging in sex acts in exchange for housing, food, cars, or clothing that one feels they are owed or deserve because of sexual acts they perform.

Being in a relationship with some you feel is beneath you, so you feel entitled to be taken care of financially.
Rostitution is about the only action I get these days.

Daddy needs some rostitution for that new car you are driving around.

If she wants to go on vacation next month, she better get a head start on that rostitution.

She is just here for the free food and drinks, rostitution is all she knows. She is going to take what she wants and give you very little in return. She's a manipulative rostitute, but so was her Momma.
rostitution by BoogieDMann August 7, 2023
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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