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Rosstitute 

A girl/woman who is for some inexplicable reason infatuated with a boy/man named Ross.

The Ross in question must be average in almost every way, leaving no reason for the Rosstitute to find him overly attractive.
God! That Rosstitute just won't quit following Ross around. What an obnoxious cow!
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Roomstitute 

A user who enters a chatroom, streaming room, forum etc., and without permission from the owner or moderator of said room begins self advertising and/or dropping web-links to their own chat room, stream, server etc. ; essentially prostituting themselves in your chatroom or stream room.
So this Roomstitue comes into my stream chat and just starts dropping links to their own stream! I would have been alright with it if that dumbass Roomstitute had asked for permission first, but by just doing it like that I was like,"yeah buddy don't just barge in and fuck my couch... That's my couch to fuck!" What a fucking asshole, bitch-ass, self-promoting Roomstitute!
Roomstitute by Spikey P. December 10, 2016

Crosstitute 

It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.
I don't know what that crosstitute is selling, religion or sex.
Crosstitute by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010

Crosstitute 

A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.

Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."

Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
Crosstitute by ACRONYM February 16, 2015

robstitute 

a woman who visits the robson house of the vanier residence at the university of british columbia, usually to respond to booty calls
Midterms are finally over, time to fuck some robstitutes.
robstitute by damage inc October 6, 2003

Rosstitution 

Rosstitution: A form of male prostitution. This is commonly reffered to from the infmaous Rosstitute, or a gay man that pretends to be straight.
Rosstitution was first found by the infamous man whore Rosstitute
Rosstitution by Dylan Horrocks January 7, 2008

Bosstitute

A person who sleeps their way to a position of power.
Sleeps their way to the top.

A bastardization of the words 'Boss' and 'Prostitute'.
"He/She's a real Bosstitute"
"He/She's slept with nearly every manager in this place to get where he/she is today"
Bosstitute by Daryl F July 10, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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