Lobstitute

A ho with a whack ass sunburn

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

by Mousecop's scrivener May 26, 2020

lobstitute

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.

Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.

by justintimer September 11, 2009