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Jobstitute

(n.) Someone who is frequently changing their job and or holding more than one job.
My friend Crystal is currently working at two salons and has worked various side jobs including the counter at a crepe bakery(two different ones), a job as a sandwich artist, a job at a burger joint, and a barista. All of these job titles were held within one year. Crystal is a complete and outright jobstitute.
Jobstitute by Madame Pentagram September 1, 2012
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Lobstitute 

A ho with a whack ass sunburn
That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell
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lobstitute 

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.
Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.
lobstitute by justintimer September 10, 2009

robstitute 

a woman who visits the robson house of the vanier residence at the university of british columbia, usually to respond to booty calls
Midterms are finally over, time to fuck some robstitutes.
robstitute by damage inc October 6, 2003

jockstitute 

A male prostitute
Damn did you see that jockstitute? He lasted for hours
jockstitute by Stinglikeabitch January 7, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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