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Jobstitute

(n.) Someone who is frequently changing their job and or holding more than one job.
My friend Crystal is currently working at two salons and has worked various side jobs including the counter at a crepe bakery(two different ones), a job as a sandwich artist, a job at a burger joint, and a barista. All of these job titles were held within one year. Crystal is a complete and outright jobstitute.
Jobstitute by Madame Pentagram September 1, 2012
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Lobstitute 

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell
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lobstitute 

a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.
Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.
lobstitute by justintimer September 10, 2009

robstitute 

a woman who visits the robson house of the vanier residence at the university of british columbia, usually to respond to booty calls
Midterms are finally over, time to fuck some robstitutes.
robstitute by damage inc October 6, 2003

jockstitute 

Damn did you see that jockstitute? He lasted for hours
jockstitute by Stinglikeabitch January 7, 2017